Insane
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"None" <letshopethunderbirdwonttrashthisaccounthist…@swissonline.ch> wrote in message news:bqkttd$n2q$2@newshispeed.ch… > Lonely God wrote: > >> I’ve always thought that you gotta be at least slightly crazy to > >> believe in him, too. > > If you talk to God, that’s prayer. If God talks back, you’re insane. > LOL. I must remember this one.
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kitzneg…@aol.com (kitznegari thinks it has wings) wrote in message <news:20031202080325.03883.00000005@mb-m07.aol.com>… > >do insane people go to hell or does god help you out with your insanity? > god is dead, so it doesn’t matter either way. enjoy your insanity, you only > get one life.
Hey! Speak for yourself! — Buddhist maddman
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None wrote: >>>> do insane people go to hell or does god help you out with your >>>> insanity? >>> *ci+* >>> god helps your insanity from the get go :> >> Poopie: >> dat explains why so many insane peeple seem to know God so well. > I’ve always thought that you gotta be at least slightly crazy to believe > in him, too.
If you talk to God, that’s prayer. If God talks back, you’re insane. 
”’ — "Almost every man who teaches psychology at the college level has a female following of at least half a dozen young women willing to spend the night with him." So writes a university faculty member. – Lou Boyd, ‘Lou Boyd Revisited’
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Lonely God wrote: >> I’ve always thought that you gotta be at least slightly crazy to >> believe in him, too. > If you talk to God, that’s prayer. If God talks back, you’re insane.
LOL. I must remember this one.
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>> god is dead, so it doesn’t matter either way. enjoy your insanity, you >only >> get one life. >Hey! Speak for yourself! >– Buddhist maddman
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>do insane people go to hell or does god help you out with your insanity?
god is dead, so it doesn’t matter either way. enjoy your insanity, you only get one life. – k i t z – "i have not failed. i’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work." -thomas edison alt.food.sugar-cereals loves you. http://spinning_plates.tripod.com
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Mzzz Pnoopie Pnats wrote: >>>do insane people go to hell or does god help you out with your insanity? >>god helps your insanity from the get go :> > dat explains why so many insane peeple seem to know God so well.
I’ve always thought that you gotta be at least slightly crazy to believe in him, too.
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kitzneg…@aol.com (kitznegari thinks it has wings) wrote in news:20031202080325.03883.00000005@mb-m07.aol.com: >>do insane people go to hell or does god help you out with your >>insanity? > god is dead, so it doesn’t matter either way. enjoy your insanity, > you only get one life.
god isn’t dead. It just was ursurped by the invisible pink unicorn. -phy
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Sori…@webtv.net (((;;/)/) ((;;/)/)) wrote in news:12642- 3FCC33A7…@storefull-2378.public.lawson.webtv.net: > do insane people go to hell or does god help you out with your insanity?
according to some people, insanity doesnt exist. insanity is just a symptom of demonic possession. I think you have to kill a pig or a goat or something to cure it. -phy
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phy <phy…@yahoo.com> wrote in news:Xns944553EB3C994phy00xyahoocom@ 216.168.3.44: > kitzneg…@aol.com (kitznegari thinks it has wings) wrote in > news:20031202080325.03883.00000005@mb-m07.aol.com: >>>do insane people go to hell or does god help you out with your >>>insanity? >> god is dead, so it doesn’t matter either way. enjoy your insanity, >> you only get one life. > god isn’t dead. It just was ursurped by the invisible pink unicorn.
Everyone knows that our bodies are full of magical unicorns when we’re not looking. When we look, they turn into blood cells and organs and stuff. Don’t fall for Satan’s lie! It’s all unicorns. Why else do you think we get random pin-prick aches and pains? It’s a unicorn horn getting stuck in your flesh! A headache is caused by lots of unicorns getting stuck in your head and not being able to get out and starving! Cancer is caused by unicorn inbreeding. Shame on you! – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> -phy
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do insane people go to hell or does god help you out with your insanity?
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"((;;/)/) ((;;/)/)" <Sori…@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:12642-3FCC33A7-83@storefull-2378.public.lawson.webtv.net… > do insane people go to hell or does god help you out with your insanity?
god helps your insanity from the get go :>
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On Tue, 2 Dec 2003 00:13:38 -0800, <ci+> wrote: >"((;;/)/) ((;;/)/)" <Sori…@webtv.net> wrote in message >news:12642-3FCC33A7-83@storefull-2378.public.lawson.webtv.net… >> do insane people go to hell or does god help you out with your insanity? >god helps your insanity from the get go :>
dat explains why so many insane peeple seem to know God so well.
